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Elephant jokes
Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied the teacher. What do you want me to do?You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !
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Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"...
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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !...
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Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !...
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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !...
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How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow....
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Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !...
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How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !...
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Whats the difference between an elephant and a banana ?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?...
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My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !...
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Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !...