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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
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If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou...
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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !...
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Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days...
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school...
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Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling al...
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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!...
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Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!...
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Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l...
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Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !...
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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...