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Zoo jokes

Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.

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FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: We...

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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he...

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Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!...