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Zoo jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?Stop playing it cagey!

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Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en...

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You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission....

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Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!...

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Freds class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got...

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Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he...

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The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f...

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I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?...

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Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it...

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One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In...

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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordans r...