JOKES ::
SEARCH ::
Category 1011/10/2007
Aviation jokes
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
More Aviation Jokes:
Category
Aviation jokes
Tower: Whats your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, Im 6 foot tall and Im sitting front left....
Category
Aviation jokes
An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three...
Category
Aviation jokes
From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the...
Category
Aviation jokes
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,...
Category
Aviation jokes
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant...
Category
Aviation jokes
A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k...
Category
Aviation jokes
From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry......
Category
Aviation jokes
"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make...
Category
Aviation jokes
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her an...
Category
Aviation jokes
According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a...