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Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
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Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final a...
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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,...
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Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when...
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A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re...
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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff...
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A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York....
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Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that...
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Tower: Whats your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, Im 6 foot tall and Im sitting front left....
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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot....
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Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... Its not because of the films content, its because the pe...