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Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will sit patiently and wait by the phone. A modem comes with an instruction manual.

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Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs....

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Boy: Do you have fever?Girl: No, why?Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!...

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What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman....

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced....

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QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side....

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A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was...

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since the...