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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

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How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill....

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim....

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away....

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps)....

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !...

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!...

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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire....

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Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !...

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Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won...

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the...