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Bird jokes

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: To prove he wasnt chicken.

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!...

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What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I dont know but its a very tightfitting tuxedo....

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What goes peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !...

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Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !...

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What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !...

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What is a polygon ?A dead parrot !...

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Whats a parrots favourite song?I love Parrots in the Springtime!...

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Why did the rooster run away ?He was chicken !...

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?He wanted to lay it on the line !...

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?"You scratch my beak and Ill scratch yours !...