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Various animal jokes

What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !

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Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers !...

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?A creature that stinks to high heaven!...

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Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank...

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?A bit of a shock really!...

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What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !...

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Are shellfish warm? No theyre clammy!...

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Why did the jellyfishs wife leave him? He stung her into action....

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !...

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Whats the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !...

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What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !...