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Accountant jokes

Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.

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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....

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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....

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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting....

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When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise...

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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....

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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....

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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....

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How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30....

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr...

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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area...