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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just assume its changed.
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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w...
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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies...
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Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him....
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Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner...
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If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."...
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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....
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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
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Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour....