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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just assume its changed.
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If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."...
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A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by...
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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and...
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa...
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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything...
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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t...
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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr...
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The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas...