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Vampire jokes

What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire....

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Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross....

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Where is Draculas American office? The Vampire State Building....

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?Mack-u-la !...

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When hes out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?The Happy Biter....

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What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers....

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?By long distance....

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?It wanted to play squash....

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How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs....

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Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?Because he was a complete sucker....