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Time jokes

Why couldnt the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed....

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Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim...

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What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!...

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A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure....

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One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time...

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What dog can tell the time ?A watch dog !...

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A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city...

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time....

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When do clocks die?When their time is up....

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !...