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Time jokes

Why couldnt the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out.

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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big bras...

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What dog can tell the time ?A watch dog !...

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Why couldnt the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out....

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What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!...

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The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. This clock, he said, will go for 14 days with...

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!...

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car....

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time....