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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.

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Customer: Id like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at...

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !...

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What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch....

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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl...

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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big bras...

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed....

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea....

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one....

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A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city...

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Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell....