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Time jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch.

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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl...

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If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one....

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When do clocks die?When their time is up....

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A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure....

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !...

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Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.He wanted to have a hot time....

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car....

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea....

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Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?Because she felt like killing time....

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work overtime....