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Time jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car....

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!...

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Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time....

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Why couldnt the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out....

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one....

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If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time....

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Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim...

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A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city...

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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big bras...

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Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?Because she felt like killing time....