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Time jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !...

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Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.He wanted to have a hot time....

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When is the best time to go shopping?When the stores are open....

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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big bras...

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Customer: Id like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at...

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Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell....

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car....

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If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time....

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Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?Because she felt like killing time....

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1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !...