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If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.

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Customer: Id like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at...

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?Time to get a new watchdog....

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Do you know the time ? No, we havent met yet !...

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one....

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If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time....

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Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.He wanted to have a hot time....

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Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time....

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1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !...

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Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim...

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A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure....