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That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.

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Why couldnt the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out....

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Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.He wanted to have a hot time....

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A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure....

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea....

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !...

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed....

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If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one....

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What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!...

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For a weddin present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "Watcha do with the...

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What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch....