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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be tax deductible, but I like your thinking".
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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...
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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work...
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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the...
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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."...
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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....
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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....
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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t...
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description...
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When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise...