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Accountant jokes

Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be tax deductible, but I like your thinking".

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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."...

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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....

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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t...

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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...

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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description...

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When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise...