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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be tax deductible, but I like your thinking".
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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t...
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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....
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Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses....
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
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The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas...
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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....
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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...
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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."...
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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?...
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A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning...