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Accountant jokes
Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be tax deductible, but I like your thinking".
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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area...