JOKES ::
SEARCH ::
Category 11211/10/2007
Accountant jokes
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions."Was he tall or was he short?"The businessman replies, "Both!"
More Accountant Jokes:
Category
Accountant jokes
The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c...
Category
Accountant jokes
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No...
Category
Accountant jokes
There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for....
Category
Accountant jokes
An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa...
Category
Accountant jokes
Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....
Category
Accountant jokes
A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning...
Category
Accountant jokes
What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....
Category
Accountant jokes
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha...
Category
Accountant jokes
A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by...
Category
Accountant jokes
The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...