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Accountant jokes

A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions."Was he tall or was he short?"The businessman replies, "Both!"

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...

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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...

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A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by...