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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions."Was he tall or was he short?"The businessman replies, "Both!"
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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w...
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation....
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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and...
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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa...
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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo...
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How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....
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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting....
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Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures....
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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular...
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha...