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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"The businessman replies, "Thats the accountant were looking for."
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha...
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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything...
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation....
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A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st...
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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area...
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When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise...
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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."...
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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa...
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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....