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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"The businessman replies, "Thats the accountant were looking for."
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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?...
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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....
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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you...
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description...
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