JOKES ::
SEARCH ::
Category 6211/10/2007
Accountant jokes
Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investments never will
More Accountant Jokes:
Category
Accountant jokes
How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....
Category
Accountant jokes
What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting...
Category
Accountant jokes
How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30....
Category
Accountant jokes
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...
Category
Accountant jokes
What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything...
Category
Accountant jokes
Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the...
Category
Accountant jokes
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation....
Category
Accountant jokes
A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by...
Category
Accountant jokes
What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...
Category
Accountant jokes
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...