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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investments never will
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug...
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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for....
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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w...
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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and...
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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....
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If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."...