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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investments never will
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug...
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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....
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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t...
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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything...
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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost...
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you...
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An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh...