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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr...
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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything...
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An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be...
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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be...
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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t...
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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w...
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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....
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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....
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A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by...
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Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures....