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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.
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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular...
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What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...
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A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the...
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you...
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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....
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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...
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"The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke...
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...
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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w...
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If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."...