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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.
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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa...
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug...
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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting....
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Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!....
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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian...
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If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."...
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A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the...
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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No...
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies...