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A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?""No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."
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Q: whats a biologists definition of a graphA: an animal with a long neck...
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A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what...
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Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?A: A Buy-ologist....
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Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes...