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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha...
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...
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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No...
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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...
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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....
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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t...
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"The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke...
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What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting...