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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything
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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No...
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There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant....
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"The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke...
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....
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An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says...
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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....
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The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c...
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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for....
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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa...
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The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas...