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How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
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An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh...
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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a...
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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...
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Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour....
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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....
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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr...
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Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring....