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How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...
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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the...
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A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by...
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A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the...
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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
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The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas...
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description...
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A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th...
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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian...