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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....

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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a...

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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation....

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There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant....

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work...

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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....

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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian...

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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....