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How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you...
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Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures....
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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...
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Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!....
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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian...
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What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting...
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Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses....
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....
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When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise...