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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."
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How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30....
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation....
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr...
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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....
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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo...
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The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c...
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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian...
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....
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A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st...
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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t...