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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...

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Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him....

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Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter...

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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything...

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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular...

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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian...

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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme...

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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....

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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...