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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....

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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for....

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug...

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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....