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Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !...

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem....

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"Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world...

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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...

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Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl...

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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....

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A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send hi...

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it cant sit down!...

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Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!...