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Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in the closet!!!Kid: Hey, When will I get out?Principal: Oh, sooner or later
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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !...
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Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class...
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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de...
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Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty...
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Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!...
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Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!...
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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno...
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Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir....
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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...
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Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith...