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Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !

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Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !...

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Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !...

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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !...

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Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !...

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Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up...

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What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!...

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!...

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Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!...

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Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty...

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Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!...