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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!...

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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !...

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Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro...

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Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !...

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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school...

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Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!...

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Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away...

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Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table....

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Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5...