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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling al...

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Teacher: Johnny, you know you cant sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I coul...

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:...

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Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3...

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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !...

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The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t...

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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!...

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Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had...

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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these...