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Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty
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Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !...
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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...
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Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives...
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread...
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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O...
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Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3...
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Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!...
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Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!...
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...