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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive got red hair !

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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...

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Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !...

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Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !...

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Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!...

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Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?Jane: Yes, and were going again tomorrow.Mother: Really ? Whys that ?Jane...

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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !...

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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an...

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Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !...

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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school...

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Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock....