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Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Thats where the atlas says the population is most dense !
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Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !...
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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!...
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !...
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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn...
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"Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world...
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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!...
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Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days...
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...
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Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!...
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !...