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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !...

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Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !...

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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di...

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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de...

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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!...

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Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye...

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What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!...

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Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !...

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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!...

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Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,...