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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.
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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w...
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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr...
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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....
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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and...
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug...
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation....
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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...
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What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting...
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Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring....