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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.
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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work...
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Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter...
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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....
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The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c...
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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No...
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A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by...
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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t...
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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo...
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An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be...
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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be...