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Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !
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Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !...
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!...
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Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school...
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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !...
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!...
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Teacher: Whats 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats good.Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!...
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Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!...
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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !...
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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...