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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !

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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !...

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Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!...

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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....