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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heavens its Friday !

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Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!...

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Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!...

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa...

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If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You dont know...