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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

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Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !...

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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...

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Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!...

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I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!...

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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!...

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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !...

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Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people tak...

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Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!...

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Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3...

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Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !...