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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!...

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Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!...

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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an...

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Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!...

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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !...

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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !...

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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!...

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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P...

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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w...

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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !...