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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didnt give me one !
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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t...
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Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!...
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Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me....
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Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and...
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!...
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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!...
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Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !...
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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !...
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group pict...
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Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school...