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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
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Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !...
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What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!...
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Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!...
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...
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Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!...
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Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and...
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Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!...
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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your...