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How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !
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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive...
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Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening...
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Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!...
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Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!...
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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t...
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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop...
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Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!...
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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it cant sit down!...
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:...
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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"...