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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !...

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"Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d...

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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !...

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I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!...

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Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty...

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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !...

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Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !...

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!...

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Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub...