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Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days !

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble....

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If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou...

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Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!...